New Comedic Christmas Monologue: A Case for Astronaut Caroling
Have you ever wanted to spice up a traditional Christmas Caroling outing? Santa hats are fine and all, but how much cooler would you look if you wore…say…an astronaut costume? That is Sam’s small request in this 2-minute comedic monologue, A Case for Astronaut Caroling. But before he can sing into that awesome voice-changing space helmet, he has to convince his mom of his plan… Does he make a compelling enough case to win her over?
Check out my free comedic monologue, A Case for Astronaut Caroling. This monologue comes from the one-act play, Christmas Superpowers and Beleving in Blitzen (check out that play here. It has a lot of other comedic monologues). The character role is a child, so this monologue is great for children actors, or tween through young adults who would like to play children (good audition material for children’s plays). This role is gender inclusive/flexible.
Enjoy the excerpt below!
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SAM (out)
When we go caroling, I really want to wear my astronaut costume from Halloween because it looks really cool, but my mom says it’s not Christmassy and I can’t wear it. She says I can wear my shepherd costume if I want, but I gotta ask Mrs. Wendell first if I can borrow it.
A shepherd is fine, but my astronaut costume actually has real buttons on it that beep, and a space helmet that makes my voice sound all weird and loud when I talk in the speaker. So I think it would be perfect for singing Christmas songs into. But my mom doesn’t get it when I explain it to her like that.
So I ask her, I say, “Who are we going to be caroling to again? I forgot.”
But I didn’t.
And she says, “The elderly”—that means old—“people from the church who have a hard time getting out in the snow.”
So I ask her if they get to see their grandkids much in the winter, and she says, probably not that much unless the kids visit them, because they don’t drive much in the snow.
And I say, “Well, that’s too bad because they probably miss all the cute funny things the little grandkids do.”
And she says, “I’m sure they do, Sam, and that’s very nice of you to think how they would feel.” And I say, “Sure,” or something like that.
And then I kind of walk away, sort of like I’m sad, and then I turn back and I tell her I have a great idea. And she’s like, “What?” And I say—END OF EXCERPT
Click for the free digital download of the monologue, A Case for Astronaut Caroling. To learn more about Sam, the story and to enjoy over a dozen more monologues, click here for the one-act play, Christmas Superpowers and Believing in Blitzen, from which this monologue comes.
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To learn more about Sam and the story, check out the complete play, Christmas Superpowers and Believing in Blitzen, from which this monologue comes:
To four young children, Christmas is no simple sleigh ride. Annie’s new best friend is a talking reindeer, and she’s not sure if that’s really okay... Sam is experiencing the pressure of being the Lead Shepherd in the church pageant. Dylan has a very secretive wish he hopes Santa can deliver. And Lauren needs to make sure someone is giving her little brother a very special Christmas. Experience the joys and challenges of Christmas through the eyes of these children in this monologue-driven one-act comedy.
-This is a one-act Christmas-themed comedic play filled with great monologues. Running time is approximately 25 minutes.
-Cast: With doubling there is a cast off 5 actors: 3 male, 2 female - even with this breakdown, all roles are fairly gender flexible. Without doubling, the 1 adult character role may be split into 3 roles, so cast would be 7 actors: 3 male, 2 female, 2 male/female/neutral/flexible
Minimal set.