New Children's Comedic Monologue for Halloween: Annoying Alien
Check out my new children’s comedic monologue in time for Halloween fun! ANNOYING ALIEN is about, well, just that! Maleeha is one lucky kid that an alien spaceship lands in her backyard, right? Well… Maybe… But once the alien follows her inside of her bedroom, she realizes that having an alien is not quite as cool as she imagined it would be... In fact, this nosy, noisy, hyperactive, slime-dripping alien is kind of annoying.
ANNOYING ALIEN is about 1 minute to 1.5 minutes long, depending on performance, and it gives your child, tween or teen a fun moment to showcase their humorous acting skills, with a nice little arc to this bite-sized story. The monologue is family-friendly, age-appropriate, but fun for a wide age-range and while written for a female character, it is suitable for any gender actor.
Enjoy an excerpt below:
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MALEEHA
Oh, my gosh, Alien, stop being so annoying! Movies make you seem so much cooler than you actually are. You’re supposed to be cute or save my life or make me popular in school or something! But no one is gonna wanna hang out with me if you keep running around like a 2-year-old and making that weird sound all the time! It’s like you’re constantly chewing something gross with your mouth open.
(Maleeha sees the alien dripping slime into her bureau drawers.)
Can you please stop going through my stuff? You’re getting orange slime on my clothes and—ew! Are you eating my—stop eating my science project! I have to—END OF EXCERPT
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