Holiday Monologues for Women

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From a woman with a crush on Santa to an overstressed Hallmark romcom watcher to an influencer rejected by a snowman, check out these fun, unique and memorable holiday and Christmas monologues for women!

Enjoy 9 Holiday Monologues for Women

WHY THAT WALKING SNOWMAN DIDN’T LIKE ME
Madison, a popular IG model, sees a snowman come to life in front of her very eyes. This is an amazing opportunity to boost her social media presence, but why is the snowman not cooperating?
Details: Around 4-5 minutes, female, young adult, comedy (optional 2 additional non-speaking roles/gender inclusive), teen-adult

MORE THAN SANTA
It’s Christmas Day and Brandy has to convince her new Mall-Santa-Boyfriend that she’s going to keep on liking him tomorrow, even when she sees him for the first time sans-red velvet suit.
Details: 2 minutes, female, comedy (touch of drama), romanc

HALLMARK CHRISTMAS ROMCOMS ARE STRESSING ME OUT
Scarlett has a lot on her plate this Christmas season. But it’s nothing compared to the stress of staying up to date on all the Hallmark Christmas romcoms!
Details: Around 1-1.5 minutes, female, comedic

PURRING IRONICALLY
Violet is horrified that someone put her dignified kitty in an Ugly Sweater. And much to Violet’s dismay…her couture kitty seems to like it…
Details: ~2 minutes, female, comedy, formerly titled, Purring Sarcastically

FOUR WEEKS LATE: A TOOTH FAIRY’S LETTER OF EXPLANATION
The Tooth Fairy explains to Harper why she was 4 weeks in retrieving Harper’s tooth. There’s a pretty good reason…and it kind of has to do with the stuffed panda bear Harper is sleeping with tonight…and Santa Claus.
Details: Around 3 minutes, female, comedy

SANTA JUST WANTS YOU TO BE HEALTHY
Vita imparts some worldly wisdom to her son who complains about the boring ole orange he found in his stocking.
Details: 1.5 minutes, female, comedy, adult

CHRISTMAS CHINA THAT CAN ONLY BE HANDWASHED
Daphne has spent hours preparing the Christmas dinner—and she’s done it all out of love for her partner, Jamie. But looking at the giant stack of Christmas China in the kitchen that needs to be handwashed…Well…that Christmas kindness just might reach a limit.
Details: Around 1.5 minutes, female, comedy, adult

FORBIDDEN IN THE ELF MANUAL
Tootsie Frosted Cookie Stockings, an elf enrolled in a Grinching 101 class, explains why he signed up for the class. Hint: It’s all about the videogames.
Details: around 1 minute, male (or any gender), comedy, appropriate for any age
From the play GRINCHING 101

JINGLE BELL HATER
Fluffy McWaffles Tart is an elf enrolled in a Grinching 101 class. He explains why he signed up for the class. Hint: It has to do with jingle bells. And brownies. And eggnog. It’s all comes back to eggnog…
Details: around 2.5 minutes, male or female/any gender, comedy, appropriate for any age
From the play GRINCHING 101