SANTA’S LOUSY JOB
from the one-act comedy, Christmas Superpowers and Believing in Blitzen
Genre: COMEDY/CHILDREN'S
Cast: FEMALE
Setting: A STORE
Age range: 5-12 years old
Description: LAUREN sits on Santa’s lap. She speaks to him.
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LAUREN
You did a really bad job last year. I know I’m just a kid, and I know they say what you do is hard, but I mean, I could have done a way better job. And I’m not even 10. Like, here’s a tip. Girls like to build things too. Okay? If you knew me at all, you’d know that. You give my brother, like, 4 Lego packages and you give me, what? A stuffed dog, a stuffed rabbit with a baby rabbit, a stuffed kangaroo with a baby kangaroo and a…what was the other one? A stuffed alligator. With an egg. I mean, do you think—END OF EXCERPT
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